Ironically Inclined Intellects Gifts

Research for Spontanious Human Combustion - Thank you for not smoking

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Devil worried because he feels good

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."