Ironic Idealists Gifts

'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'Idealist'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

An ironic epiphany: "Wow, right, AS IF!"

The Dungeon