'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'
Ironic Intellects Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone with a sharp wit and a love for irony? Our collection of quirky and clever products is designed to entertain and delight those with an inventive spirit. From witty mugs to smart t-shirts, each item is crafted to celebrate the ironic intellects among us. Whether for a friend, colleague, or the thinker in your life, these thoughtful gifts are sure to spark smiles and conversations. Discover unique ways to honor cleverness and creativity with our curated selection.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane
Intelligent people laugh too!
Scarcity
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Archimedes statue with a lever
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"Admit it, we're lost."
"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
Arthur Schopenhauer
Schrödinger and his cat
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin
"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."
"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."
"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."
"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"
Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books
Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.
'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
Auguste Comte
'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'
'Heidegger-Hi!'
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'
Ironic Intellects Gifts Collection
Ironic Intellects Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the ironic intellect in your life. Find designs that make a statement and spark conversations.
Ironic Intellects Pillows
Furnish your space with pillows that showcase smart, funny designs, perfect for the creative and ironic soul.
Ironic Intellects Prints
Browse our collection of art prints that combine satire, humor, and clever commentary for the truly ironic and intellectual.
Ironic Intellects T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts with clever slogans and witty graphics, ideal for those who appreciate humor with a touch of irony.