Ironically Inclined Intellects Pillows

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

Devil worried because he feels good

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

An ironic epiphany: "Wow, right, AS IF!"