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Man having red cross tattooed on his back.

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"No, the doctor isn't ready for you, but you have been bumped up to the real waiting room."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'Evermore.'

'You never knew your father - he's 10,000 pairs of chopsticks.'

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'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

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"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

"We're letting you go with a severance payment large enough to cover the cost of a classified 'Jobs Wanted' ad."

"I can't believe you're dumping me! You of all people - a complete stranger."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Wifi in Hell

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Pundits

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

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