Ironically Cautious Gifts

Support group for the accident-prone: Watch Your Step

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

Big business is not evil

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

AI Summit

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

Church Parking

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

End of the Pier Show

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

"I need some medicine for an infection I'm going to get next week."

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

"I've watched these workout videos for hours. They haven't helped."

"We look very peaceful."

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

Half a loaf is better than none..

'It's just a routine operation, Mr. Bush. No need to have your lawyer present.'

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."