Ironic Game Player Pillows

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Marco ..."

Little Princess.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Spot the fur ball.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Sushi Train Set.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Fancy Dress Box

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Coconut shy...