Ironic Game Player Mugs

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Little Princess.

"Marco ..."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"They're class action figures."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Sushi Train Set.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Spot the fur ball.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Fancy Dress Box

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Coconut shy...

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"