Ironic Leader Pillows

'I fired them all. 2.437 of them. I'll go it alone.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

The bird of peace is caged

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

An ironic epiphany: "Wow, right, AS IF!"

The Dungeon

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."