Satirical Leader Pillows

"I actually did steal candy from a baby once. It was easy.''

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"We won!"

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Trump leaving

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

The americanisation of vulture.