Ironic Online Community Member Pillows

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

At the modern antenatal class.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Success Without Effort

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Downcycling with Debbie

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

Coffee-table kids' books

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

Lazy man reading a fitness book.

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"