Ironic Online Community Member Pillows

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

At the modern antenatal class.

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Sartre's E-Mail

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Success Without Effort

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

Downcycling with Debbie

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

Lazy man reading a fitness book.

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

Coffee-table kids' books