Ironic Birdwatcher Gifts

"Dear Editor, Today I heard the first bird of Spring...."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Chickenspox

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Nevermore!

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'