Funny Bird Watcher Gifts

"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Can that be right?"

Mother Duck.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Life's a Bench.