Comic Bird Watcher Gifts

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Tequila Mockingbird

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"Can that be right?"

Mother Duck.