Ironic Birdwatcher T-Shirts

"Dear Editor, Today I heard the first bird of Spring...."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Great tights!"

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Nevermore!

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'