Iron Maiden Pillows

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. and when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Cook and her Maids

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

In the art gallery

Saying Grace.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Hello?"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Welcome to the United States."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Cinderella mopping up

Culinary Culture.

"Unplug and chill out."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'