Iron Maiden Gifts

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. and when you do, there's Helpaflu."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Cook and her Maids

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Saying Grace.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

In the art gallery

"Hello?"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Welcome to the United States."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Unplug and chill out."

Cinderella mopping up

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Culinary Culture.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man