Iron Curtain Imp Pillows

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

How Swordfish Are Born

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Drama Llama

"Hello?"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Balanced Diet"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Unplug and chill out."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Iron Man Competition"