Iron Curtain History Lover Pillows

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Waiting Room For Godot.

Ben Jonson.

Lady Jane Grey

John Woodvine

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Pressing Problem

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Iron Man Competition"

"You rang, m'lord?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Maid

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Woman tangled up ironing

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Long suffering cricket wife

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"