Curling Iron Enthusiast Pillows

Captain Curling Iron.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Curling your hair for no reason

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

Hairstyles

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Hello?"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

GURLERS

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Woman tangled up ironing

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Curling Rocks!

Pressing Problem

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Iron Man Competition"

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'