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'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Hello?"

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Ben Jonson.

Lady Jane Grey

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Waiting Room For Godot.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Pressing Problem

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Maid

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"You rang, m'lord?"

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Long suffering cricket wife

Woman tangled up ironing

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"