Iron Curtain Imp Mugs

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

How Swordfish Are Born

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Drama Llama

"Balanced Diet"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Hello?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Unplug and chill out."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Iron Lady and Iron Man