Curtain Critique Mugs

Johnson Flat refurb inquiry

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Marriage counselor: 'I say he's a couch po-tah-toe, and he says, couch po-taa-toe!'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."