Curtain Conundrums Mugs

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Drama Llama

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Curtains haberdashery

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Please stand by...for view.

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

'The evening was enjoyable until the curtain went up...'

A Box at the Opera

Window Treatments - Glass Curtain

Barcode Curtains