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Johnson Flat refurb inquiry

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"God, I love this show!"

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

Emotional Baggage Handler

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."