Iphones Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Cellphone Islands

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Dawing your Cellphone

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nuts to you, too."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'