Investment Junkie Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the investment enthusiast in your life? Our collection of humorous and clever products features designs that highlight their love for investing, stocks, and financial markets. Whether they’re a trader, financial analyst, or simply passionate about growing wealth, these gifts bring a smile and spark conversations. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, they combine humor with a nod to their investing adventures.

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'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.' mockup

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

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"I think he's going to be sick!"

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"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up." mockup

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

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'The stock market is mostly an index of consumer sentiment - So on a scale 1 to 5, how happy has your money made you?'

'The stock market is mostly an index of consumer sentiment - So on a scale 1 to 5, how happy has your money made you?' mockup

'The stock market is mostly an index of consumer sentiment - So on a scale 1 to 5, how happy has your money made you?'

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there." mockup

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

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Investing 101 Acronym Test.

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Picture book

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'Back off, you're way behind the times, Dude! I'm off to a stockholders meeting at Grandma's house.'

'Back off, you're way behind the times, Dude! I'm off to a stockholders meeting at Grandma's house.' mockup

'Back off, you're way behind the times, Dude! I'm off to a stockholders meeting at Grandma's house.'

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"D'you have any porn porn?"

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Free Stock Tips

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"You appear to understand vanilla mezzanine synthetic CDO - let me try again..."

"You appear to understand vanilla mezzanine synthetic CDO - let me try again..." mockup

"You appear to understand vanilla mezzanine synthetic CDO - let me try again..."

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"Say, aren't you my old broker?"

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'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.' mockup

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

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'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.' mockup

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

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"Denise, will you share my love and my debt for high tech stocks?"

"Denise, will you share my love and my debt for high tech stocks?" mockup

"Denise, will you share my love and my debt for high tech stocks?"

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Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all. mockup

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

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Electrical power for California.

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'This just in from my broker - I made a bundle in the stock market.'

'This just in from my broker - I made a bundle in the stock market.' mockup

'This just in from my broker - I made a bundle in the stock market.'

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Stock Exchange - All Seats Now Equipped with Oxygen Marks in Case this Market Goes Higher and Higher.

Stock Exchange - All Seats Now Equipped with Oxygen Marks in Case this Market Goes Higher and Higher. mockup

Stock Exchange - All Seats Now Equipped with Oxygen Marks in Case this Market Goes Higher and Higher.

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?' mockup

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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Profit

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

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