Financial Markets Junkie Gifts

''Teach too' is a good idea in principle!'

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Jumping Wall Street.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

Counting my Bonus...