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''Teach too' is a good idea in principle!'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

Jumping Wall Street.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."