Trade Junkie Gifts

The Brexit Challenge

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Eat me"

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The High Line at Giza

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

Primordial Schmooze

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.

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