Trade Junkie T-Shirts

The Brexit Challenge

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'I think I know what the problem is!'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Eat me"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The High Line at Giza

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Primordial Schmooze

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

TTIP

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).