Economics Junkie Gifts

"Has it occurred to anyone that the economy might improve if we outsourced the government?"

"Some 'Rescue Dog' he turned out to be!"

Uncle Sam last cigarette

'The good times are over men - the bottoms fallen out of Guano!'

"Good boy."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Political convention

Will work for ETFs

Meet the Enemy

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Laughingstock