Economics Geek Gifts

Offshore tax havens.

"...why can't we have a common currency?"

'Congressman, the country is going to Hades in a handbasket. What are you going to do?'

"No wonder you're broke. Every time you cross a border you're hit with a tariff."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Don't worry about your bailouts, folks - We're printing the money now!"

The end of the world according the My-Way-an Calendar.

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

'Franc and Dinar, meet Euro and Ruble...'

Supply and demand.

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Bush Economics

Famous Pieces of Paper

The Original Tea Party

'Sorry about the war and the economy and everything, folks -- I was misled by my speechwriters.'

Cyprus sinks.

'What's happened to the light at the end of the tunnel?'

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

"The Black Plague wiped out half the country, Sire, but we have record-low interest rates!"

"I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience."

Fort Knox welcomes you!: Worship gold chapel!

"Wait, is this a pyramid scheme?"

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'

Communism/Capitalism

George Bush, Common Man

Your Cribsheet O' Capitalism

"I can't wait for Clinton to get us back into decent jobs!"

Out of Touch

Bully Phone Pulpit

"I feel bad - we're growing."

Disraeli Fails to Alleviate Farmers' Burdens

"Supply and demand."

Sold in May and went away.