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Hi, I'd like one small coffee, and no small talk. What? I'm on to you barristas. Always making small talk, where you say something cool and then when I reply, you look at me as if what I said was lame. I just want to order, pay and leave without having any human interaction that could make me feel inadequate. STOP JUDGING ME! Have you thought of buying yourself a Mr. Coffee?
It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.
'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'
'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'
'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'
"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."
'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'
"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."
'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'
Ouija Bored
"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."
"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."
'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'
'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'
"I love summer."
"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."
'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'
"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"
"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."
Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.
Three Bland Mice
"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."
"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"
I HEART & MISS STRANGERS
Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.
"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."
"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."
"Soup of the day."
Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.
"Your signs didn't work, Harold."
Reserved
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
Hipster and his beard in a mug.
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