Introverted Cafe-goer Mugs

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I love summer."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Three Bland Mice

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"Soup of the day."

Reserved

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

"The loser must engage in small talk."

Hipster and his beard in a mug.