Introverted Sipper Mugs

Happy hour bar vs. miserable hour bar.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I love summer."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Scariest Tactics

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Three Bland Mice

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"Ignore everyone."

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"