Intimate Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Crime in bookshop

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Men Working Things Out

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Movies through the decades.

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'