Intimate Apparel Enthusiast Pillows

"How come you never wear those thong panties I got you for your birthday?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Congratulations on the new you!

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

His and Her wardrobe's