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'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"I love this time of year."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'I see people laughing at you.'

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'