Insider Joke Lover Pillows

Arlo, Foster, Carpenter, Hunt, Hardin & Schuster 'Cronies'.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Look! No hands!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Eat me"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Higher wisdom...

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"You are still here."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

The Hammer

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'