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"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Say it with flowers: It!

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

Crime in bookshop

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Men Working Things Out

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Man and woman

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."