Interview Antics Pillows

"We don't think you're management material."

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"Have you any OTHER questions apart from home soon you qualify to take sick leave?"

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'But you got a second interview, that's something.'

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Other than the water cooler and the soda machine, can you operate other office equipment?

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

'Candor is a plus.'

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

And you say that's your most noteworthy qualification?

"I'll be frank - we offered it to Mario Cuomo first, but he turned it down."

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

'What else can you do?'

Don't ring us and we won't ring you.

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

"I see you're of good character."

Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.

"I can start Monday - but I'll need to leave early. I have another job interview that day at 3:15."

"Yes, that was very impressive, Mr. Simpkins. But, when we advertised for a keyboard operator... "

'I have all my teeth.'

'The fact that I've been married six times proves I'm convincing.'

Although he had interviewed lots of applicants who were nail-biters, this guy was by far the most annoying.

'Since you worked at 'Starbucks', you should be able to brew a decent cup of coffee, you're hired!'

"I see. Very impressive. Now, what would you say are your weaknesses?"