Interview Antics Lover Pillows

Other than the water cooler and the soda machine, can you operate other office equipment?

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Disorder in the Court!

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Job Interview

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

Dog Walking on Stilts

'We're looking for a consensus-building team player, if that's all right with you.'