Interview Joke Lover Pillows

'The fact that I've been married six times proves I'm convincing.'

"I see you're of good character."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Doggone

Your lobster was off!

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Vegetarian Birds

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Next to Nothing

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'