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Knowing that her doctorate in bio-physics made her profoundly overqualified for the job, Susan played dumb during the interview.

'The fact that I've been married six times proves I'm convincing.'

"I see you're of good character."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"The hyenas started it."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Vegetarian Birds

Doggone

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Your lobster was off!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

What do you suggest we do about this?

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'