Interview Antics Appreciator Pillows

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Basic economy

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

North Pole.

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"We don't think you're management material."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Barristers playing a joke

Other than the water cooler and the soda machine, can you operate other office equipment?

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

A Drive-By Glutening

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

"What are you doing?!"

'Candor is a plus.'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'You don't have to worry about paying for that 'new paint job on the car' anymore Dad.'