Interview Antics Appreciator Gifts

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Basic economy

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

North Pole.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"We don't think you're management material."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Barristers playing a joke

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Known in his youth as the 'Keister Bunny', due to the many atomic wedgies he received, Peter would become the greatest of all cottontails.'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Other than the water cooler and the soda machine, can you operate other office equipment?

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

Ken Dodd

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Candor is a plus.'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

A Drive-By Glutening

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"What are you doing?!"