Internet Monitoring Gifts

'He's just gone into a hot adults only website.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Obsession with the Internet.

E-Baying @ The Moon