Internet Enthusiasts Of Faith Gifts

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."