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"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Home is where the WiFi is."